Purge the Alien

Frogboy was sitting on the edge of some old ruined hab stack flicking through the pages of one of them nasty humie pikture books. He had found it stuffed behind an old broken toilet whilst getting a drink out the bowl. Now his mouth was watering, dreaming of spit roasting all the naked female humies, their smooth skin and there soft rounded plump figures looked like they was meant for only one fing. A good old fashioned hog roast.

All of a sudden a large volume of incoming fire began tearing up some nearby deff kopters ripping Frogboys mind from his dreamy lunch and bringing the Ork Mek back into reality, looking over at some of the lootas in the mob he shouted.

“Looks like its Grot Pie again tonight Lads”

Much to the dismay of serval Gretchin running around his legs searching for cover. He then preceded to fire off a few uncontrolled bursts from his big Shoota in the general direction of the Chaos Beakies who had obviously just found their really sneaky hiding place.

Extract from ‘The Rise Of Frogboy Bigmek’ Volume 1

So tonight I had the privilege of playing a good mate of mine in my first game using Orks for 40k. We played the ‘Purge the Alien’ scenario and by the end most of my stuff was dead and pretty much everything I could have done wrong I did. After Mr Garlick stole the initiative and shot down some deff copters and brased up a whole bunch of greenskins it was my turn, so i drove forward and my unit of Nobs with Warboss jumped out the wagon only to fail a charge and get pinned down and shot to pieces. Same with the Burna Boys although they managed to BBQ a unit of cultists first. Lootas were the only unit to survive.

Deff Dread fought an epic close combat with his hell fiend (chaos dreadnought) and immobilised it but in the next round it killed the deff dread 😦

The best thing that happened all game was after his Deamon Prince took some wounds from shooting he charged my grots and they killed it, lol yes go go power Grots, only problem was they ran off after with my Big Mek cause although they killed the DP they was still scared 😦

Anyways here’s the list I used below (next time I’ll be bringing different stuff to try) and some photos attached of the carnage.

Warboss, PK, ‘eavy armour, combi-burna, cybok body, face bitter Squig. boss pole

Big Mek, SAG, ‘eavy armour, cybok body

9 Nobz, 2 PK, 2 Big Choppers, 2 combi-burnas, Waaagh Banner, ‘eavy armour, stick bombs (troops, Warboss goes here)

10 burna boys

6 lootas, mek with big shoota

14 grots

14 shoota boys, big shoota, Boss with ‘eavy armour boss pole and big choppa

dakka jet, 3 supa shootas, fighter ace

2 deff kopters, twin linked rokkets

2 deff kopters, twin linked rokkets

deff dread, big shoota, skorcha (troops)

2x looted wagons with a Skorcha and 2 big Shootas

Flight of the Orkyries

Pinned down in some ruins looking across the hundred or so meaterz of open ground in front of the humies forward trenches Frogboy asked his superior “Ear Boss ! Why don’t we call in sum air suppork ?”

“Shut it ya dimwit, dem fly boys is all zooming, shootin’ an showin’ off ! Last thing we need is one of them turning up and stealing all the glory and besides I’m hoping some of you gitz got bullets wiv your name on it Haha ! come on, do ya want to live forever !? WAAAAAAAAGH !”

Extract from ‘The Rise of Frogboy Bigmek’ Volume 1

Built a Dakkajet today in preparation for my first game with Orks, can’t wait, got a few more things to build over the next couple of days so should be fun 😀

Lone Dogs prep for Title !

“Evening sports fans, we have some exciting news just coming in for any fans of the Mootland Lone Dogs. The identity of two players snapped at their training ground earlier this week of a rather large Tree Man and a not so small Dryad going through some drills on the pitch with the team have just been confirmed to be none other than Deeproot Strongbranch and Willow Rosebark. Frogboy, the owner/coach boss and self proclaimed Champion was unavailible for comment but a snotling who had managed to fall through the stands fell asleep and woke to see the whole training session was able to tell us that some of the Halflings even managed to survive till the final whistle.

We look forward to the beat up match with one of coach Lurkus Spleens teams this coming Sunday and just wanted to take this time to wish both teams all the best, they’ll need it.”

Lost in the Warp

Wow, having a blog like this just makes me realise how lazy I am when it comes to building and painting minitures. OK so I’ve had a mad Summer and have some masive changes to deal with in the next few months but hopefully should be back on track later in the year, or maybe next year hahahaha

If you go down to the woods tonight you’ll be in for….

So I’ve been working away from home for while and although i’ve had no time to paint anything i have had a little time to read a book, “Guardians of the Forest” by Graham McNeill, great book and great author, i’ve wanted to start a Wood Elves Army for a while now so thought i would try this book out and see if there was anything that catches the imagination. I couldn’t put it down, like a box of pringles, i had to finish it and once it was done i just wanted more. Brilliant story there are some really stong characters for a one off novel and by the end i really felt like i knew each one. It really is a total emersion into the Athel Loren, i was very pleased seen as there are hardly any other referance’s or books to read on the mostly forgotten Wood Elves.

So Today after eating some chocolate cake i was surfing the net and playing around on Army Builder when i remembered The Hound of Winter and i thought its about time to start sticking them Wood Elves together, to hell with all the other unfinished stuff i have, i want to play warhammer agian WAAAAAGH !!!